matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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