I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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