We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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