Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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