You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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