singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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