Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
its not stalking. its research.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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