A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
