i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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