Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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