Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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