There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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