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(313): View more from Michigan

Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs

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(301): View more from Maryland

I want to kish your cheek

(248): View more from Michigan

My cheeks are in Michigan

(301): View more from Maryland

Oh my lips are kind of stretchy

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(716): View more from New York

speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms

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(810): View more from Michigan

Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

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(480): View more from Arizona

I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch

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(785): View more from Kansas

The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am

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(713): View more from Texas

I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"

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(775): View more from Nevada

He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.

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