girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
