and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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