Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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