i permit you to call me
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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