thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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