So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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