ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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