handjob tips. give me some.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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