So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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