i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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