i barfeds in our rink
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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