wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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