You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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