I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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