No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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