You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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