I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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