As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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