check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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