i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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