i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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