We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
