You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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