And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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