I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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