Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
