doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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