I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
