just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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