i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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