i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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