I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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