i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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