when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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