doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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