the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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