Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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