I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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