I am puke
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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