I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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