so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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