You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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