I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
