i think my mom watched the whole time
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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