My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize