He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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