Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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